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The Old Protector

Welcome, welcome. You are one of the many who seems to have stumbled upon my hidden jewel of a home, and to that I say, you are very lucky. My name is Uladzimir Kavalchuk, and I am the humble representative of the city of Minsk. It's not Russian. I urge you, don't let what you've heard of my country fool you, and don't pay any mind to some of the more...disagreeable members of my family. My city is beautiful, clean, and its people are very friendly, and I would be glad to have you by for a visit.

threebluelions:

ontherivers:

threebluelions:

ontherivers:

 threebluelions said: how is mymily chlopčyk doing?

I would be better if my boyfriend weren’t hitting on half of Europe.

I am merely giving them compliments and assuring them that I would not date them! It is not as if I am about to sneak around behind your back, you know. See, it is as if I came with a built in warranty, ‘will not cheat, because can not keep secrets, you would see it coming a mile away’…

/FROWNS LOUDLY

[smooches his cheeks and kisses his lips]


I am sorry, I see attractive people and I must call them attractive. I truly do not have an eye for any of them! Promise.

/Rolls his eyes

Alright, alright. I guess now I can talk freely about attractive women as well-

threebluelions:

ontherivers:

 threebluelions said: how is mymily chlopčyk doing?

I would be better if my boyfriend weren’t hitting on half of Europe.

I am merely giving them compliments and assuring them that I would not date them! It is not as if I am about to sneak around behind your back, you know. See, it is as if I came with a built in warranty, ‘will not cheat, because can not keep secrets, you would see it coming a mile away’…

/FROWNS LOUDLY

ksiezniczkawarszawa:

ontherivers:

ksiezniczkawarszawa:

ontherivers:

ksiezniczkawarszawa said: shut up and let me dream.

If I were having dreams about that man I would immediately see a therapist to work on getting rid of them.

He isn’t that bad.

He isn’t that good either.

Whatever he isn’t so much of an idiot.

Do you seriously think you know him better than I do.

Do you know how much longer than you I had to live with him.

 threebluelions said: how is mymily chlopčyk doing?

I would be better if my boyfriend weren’t hitting on half of Europe.

ksiezniczkawarszawa:

threebluelions:

How about I throw you to the mutants in Chernobyl instead. What if.

[PUNCHES ON THE FACE]

*GLARES LOUDLY*

ksiezniczkawarszawa:

ontherivers:

ksiezniczkawarszawa said: shut up and let me dream.

If I were having dreams about that man I would immediately see a therapist to work on getting rid of them.

He isn’t that bad.

He isn’t that good either.

Well, speaking of the most attractive man in Europe--
threebluelions

I won’t argue with you there.

ksiezniczkawarszawa said: shut up and let me dream.

If I were having dreams about that man I would immediately see a therapist to work on getting rid of them.

tajamnica-hieroja:

ziedosapilseta said: …Have you seen him? I mean—Look at him!

I’ve been looking at him ever since he was a baby and trust me he’s not worth it.

He was never your husband jesus christ woman-